REASONS TO GET CREDIT WITH HOOTERS: 1. "GET THAT PLASTIC SURGERY YOU'VE BEEN WANTING" 2. "MAKE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS A REAL TRAIN WRECK" 3. "SAY GOODBYE TO SELF-DENIAL" 4. "AT LAST YOU CAN AFFORD CRAB LEGS AT HOOTERS" 5. "GET THAT DIVORCE YOU'VE BEEN WANTING" 6. "BLONDE OR BRUNETTE: WHY CHOOSE?" 7. "BECAUSE YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE AND YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU" 8. "KEEP YOUR REALITY CHECK FROM BOUNCING" 9. "THEY CAN'T BUY YOU FRIENDS....BUT YOU CAN GET A BETTER CLASS OF ENEMIES" 10. "WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS WE CAN HELP YOU GET THE DOOR"